Sweatly dewflaps.” (presumably a mispronunciation of `dewlaps’) Ridiculous Dictionary is “a fat dullard or wobblebottom a pompous ass with Unless, of course, the definition of `genius’ in his In fact, I had never heard of him untilĮ: No, sir, I do not. G: (follows) You haven’t got anything personal against Johnson, have youĮ: Good Lord, sir, not at all. It’s the most pointless book since “How To Learnįrench” was translated into French. G: Oh, who cares about the title as long as there’s plenty of juicy murdersĮ: No, sir, it is not. Samuel Johnson, has asked me to be patronĮ: Would this be the long-awaited Dictionary, sir? G: Easy: I shall become best friends with the cleverest man in England. Why, he’s as clever as a stick in a bucket of pig swill.”Į: And how do you suggest this miracle is to be achieved, Your Highness? How clever it would’ve been to have said, “Oh, bugger off, you old fart!” Me an “idle scrounger,” and it wasn’t until ages later that I thought G: Well, yes, you see, only the other day, Prime Minister Pitt called Self, as the flames licked higher, that it never occurred to him Sir Thomas More, for instance - burned aliveįor refusing to recant his Catholicism - must have been kicking him. G: You see? If only *I’d* thought of saying that…Į: Well, it is so often the way, sir, too late one thinks of what I was having a bit of a snack at the Naughty Hellfire Club, and someįellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.Į: …unless, of course, it was a particularly *stupid* donkey. G: Oh, thank God for that I thought I’d overslept.Į: I trust you had a pleasant evening, sir…? G: (wakes, shouts) Oh, oh, oh, Blackadder! BLACKADDER!Į: Three o’clock in the afternoon, Your Highness. This gives Blackadder plenty of room to come up with some very memorable quotes!īlackadder Series 3 Episode 2 – Ink and Incapability Full Script The Blackadder episode is called Ink and Incapability, and is centred around the thicky Prince being asked to be a patron to the first ever English dictionary. This is the full script for Blackadder Series 3 Episode 2.
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